That’s what I want to know: How do they do it?
It was a few weeks ago that I realized that every time I wake up, a short while later Mommy or Daddy come in and take care of me. Since then I’ve been paying a bit more attention to how things run around here. It wouldn’t be surprising to have them come in if I were crying or making a lot of noise, but that’s not always the case. There are plenty of times when I’m just minding my own business, playing nicely with my pals, and in they come. So that brings me back to the question, how do they do it?
One of the possibilities is they have ESP. Yep, extrasensory perception. It sounds cool, but I don’t really think that’s a thing so we can rule that one out pretty quickly.
Maybe they spy on me. I would like to think that I have a certain level of privacy here, I mean, it is my bedroom and all. At first I brushed this one off as silly too, but after thinking about it for a while, this could be an actual possibility. They do, after all, sit there and watch me while a take a bath. How weird is that? I’m a year and a half old now and can handle it myself!
Are there any other possibilities? Perhaps, but I can’t think of any of them right now.
Time for you to turn into Professor Spy Cakes! Borrow some of the gear Daddy uses to spy on the neighbors. Set the gear up in your crib and cover it with stuffed animals so mommy and daddy can’t see it. Happy spying ; )